Chu Yu: I don't think I've ever played Mulan in the top lane.
Hua Mulan: What did you say? Played? You lecher! Prepare to die!
Chu Yu: Heroine, don't draw your sword! Fan Li fell into the water on his own! I'm not here on Fuchai's orders!
Yue Maiden: Daring to act so recklessly in front of me? Prepare to die!
Chu Yu: Miss, want some braised rabbit?
Chang'e: Ah! Give me back my little White! Prepare to die!
Chu Yu: Uh, I'm just dark-skinned. I'm really not Chiyou!
Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden: Prepare to die!
Stop chasing me! I'm just trying to save enough money to get home. I'm innocent, I swear!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
