What could make a public restroom bustling with people?
Is it love?
Wrong!
It's the "Midair Glide" attribute, which can make constipated people have explosive diarrhea.
What could make a midnight dance club ring with the sound of people reading aloud?
Is it a sense of responsibility?
Wrong!
It's the "Joyful Learning" attribute, which doubles a person's memory and comprehension!
What could make a hen soar through the sky?
Is it mutation?
Wrong!
It's the "Chicken, You're Too Beautiful" attribute, which can make a hen... Ahem.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
