Everything on Earth Belongs to Me

Ye Yun: "I know my basketball skills are good enough for the NBA, but I don't want to go. There aren't enough six-foot-two beauties there."

Ye Yun: "Stop calling me the second Einstein. I'm not going to become a scientist. Thinking too much will make you go bald."

Ye Yun: "Buffett, I won't work with you. The world only needs one stock god."

Please, stop coming after me. I just want to quietly date a girlfriend and enjoy a simple life.

What? You say I have no ambition?

Come on, everything that exists on Earth belongs to me. What the hell else would I strive for?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.