I Have a Suicide System

I'm counting with my fingers, you are lying down reading my comment, maybe some of you are lying on your side, maybe you are still charging (thumbs up if you won, don't be shameless)

I, the prostitute, am here to make an oath of heaven and earth. I reply with one sentence, masturbate once.

I haven't read the rest yet, but I have something to say about the first ten chapters. The protagonist is really mean. Others may find it funny, but for the person involved, it is not funny but insulting. For example, the person who shaved his hair will definitely be laughed at. Moreover, the protagonist also forces positive energy. If others are absent from class, doesn't the protagonist also be absent from class and ask his classmates to help shout him out? Before getting the system, why not commit suicide and catch students who were absent from class? In the final analysis, I still value the rewards of the system, which is too hypocritical. Maybe I am too serious, but when I see these suicide attempts, I really want to hit people. If someone does this to me in reality, I will not break their legs.

Everyone is a VIP, so you have to be arrogant when talking. Those who are not famous are younger brothers.

Next year, I won't say any secret words, and I will reply once and for all.

The girl's aunt came, holding her belly and looking at the boy, but she saw him taking out his mobile phone and playing the game silently. The girl's heart felt cold. Seeing his investment, the girl had to take out her mobile phone to charge. Two minutes later, the boy suddenly put the mobile phone on her belly. It turned out to be a Xiaomi mobile phone. The girl looked at him in surprise. A feeling of warmth came to her heart, and she secretly pulled out the charging Samsung Note7.

There used to be a group that filmed Douyin. I was playing with my phone on the bus. The woman said that I touched her thigh, and then there were a lot of people saying things like how people can be like this in the declining world. After a few explanations, they stopped. The man gave him a kick, and the woman slapped her three times. Then she said that she was filming Douyin. You are so big when you do Douyin that you can insult me ​​casually. What the hell are you?

Since reading urban literature, I have deeply understood a truth! First: Don't mess with someone who comes out of the mountains, he might be an expert. Second: Don't mess with people named Ye, they might be rich young people from a wealthy family. Third: It's best not to mess with farmers, he might be a miracle doctor. Fourth: Don't mess with the security guard, he may be a king of soldiers and killers. Fifth: Don't mess with teachers, they may be low-key and awesome people. Sixth: Don't mess with students. They may be reborn evildoers or people with supernatural powers or immortal cultivators who encounter by chance. Seventh: Last but not least, don't mess with school beauties, lolita girls, or royal sisters. If you mess with these, you will mess with all the other ones.

Chumo, what an elegant name, but it's a pity that the surname is Xiong; Yuge, what a poetic name, it's a pity that the surname is Zhang; Dingfeng, what a domineering name, it's a pity that the surname is Yang; Jingbin, what a graceful name, it's a pity that the surname is Shen; Shoudao, what an honest name, it's a pity that the surname is Hui; Zhenxiang, what an appetizing name, it's a pity that the surname is Shi

Since reading urban literature, I have deeply understood a truth! First: Don't mess with someone who comes out of the mountains, he might be an expert. Second: Don't mess with people named Ye, they might be rich young people from a wealthy family. Third: It's best not to mess with farmers, he might be a miracle doctor. Fourth: Don't mess with the security guard, he may be a king of soldiers and killers. Fifth: Don't mess with teachers, they may be low-key and awesome people. Sixth: Don't mess with students. They may be reborn evildoers or people with supernatural powers or immortal cultivators who encounter by chance. Seventh: The last and very important point is, don't mess with the school beauties, lolita, and royal sisters. If you mess with these few, you will mess with all the previous ones.