Making People Laugh While Annoying Them

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save one pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will praise this paragraph when they see it, but ugly people will turn a blind eye.

Hum ~ I am the king of gods!

Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but what should we do if the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step? Commander: Brothers, if you don't have any bullets, just have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. Soldier: Report after an hour of hand-to-hand combat. At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a small number were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! One of our soldiers was injured, named Yang Wei, but he just couldn't look away.

To be honest, I have never known why most time travelers have feelings for China in the parallel world. After all, she is not the China that raised the time travellers. Moreover, she just traveled here for a few days, so how can she have feelings for her?

Don't you think it's embarrassing for the Super Seminary to have an emperor's armor?

Among Feilu, this novel is already at the level of top novels.

The main character's self-excitement was too serious, and he kept doing it. I feel tired after watching too much

I just found out that this novel turns out to be the first one if you search for it using keywords such as "funny", "annoying", "seeking death", and "overturning". If you use "Super Seminary", it turns out to be the fourth one**

You are the first one to boast about Chinese martial arts like this.

Seeing the Flame Dragon Armor abandoned instantly, it's not that I'm unpatriotic, I just find it annoying.