The Smooth-Talker's Journey Across the Worlds of Siheyuan

As a well-mannered young man and king of cheeky banter, Xu Wenjie's greatest trait is respecting his elders and caring for the young.

Gentlemen, come on over. I'll loosen up those old bones for you. Bang Geng, don't run! Uncle Xu will give you a massage!

Oh, Qin Huairu, why is your face swollen? Jia Zhangshi, why are you lying on the ground?

Queen Kaisha angrily names Xu Wenjie's genetic data "A Pig." One day, Angel Yan receives an unbelievable message: "The genes of 'A Pig' are a perfect match for yours. You will become the guardian angel of 'A Pig'..."

In Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Xu Wenjie pats Duan Zhengchun on the shoulder. "Hey, I'll call you... ahem... my father-in-law five times. Dare you answer?"

In Journey to the West, the Peach Garden is breached and robbed, many of Taishang Laojun's treasures mysteriously vanish, and the Ginseng Fruit Tree disappears without a trace. Guanyin Bodhisattva cries out, "This isn't how the script was supposed to go!"

In Fleet of Time, Detective Chinatown, Dying to Survive, Yu Huan Shui, The Wind and Cloud, The Legend of Sword and Fairy...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.