I'm Going to Dig Up All the Big Shots

They say that the moment a big shot is unearthed, a gift pack appears. Tang Lin grabs a shovel and puts on his gloves, determined to dig them all up and see which ones come back from the dead!

Qin Shi Huang: That little brat Tang Lin dug me up and even beat me up!

Emperor Wu of Han: He dug me up too and insisted I give him a gift pack. Give him a gift pack, my ass! What's a gift pack?

Li Bai: He grabbed me and shook me nonstop, insisting I use my ultimate move. It breaks my heart.

Li Er: What are you all talking about? Thousands of years ago, he put my entire family in coffins, then beat us up in front of our descendants!

Zhuge Liang: I never want to be famous again. That Tang Lin said I was so famous that he had to bury me back then, so I could experience the warmth of the people of our motherland!

Qin Hui: I think it's pretty nice. People used to curse me to death, but now some are even speaking up to clear my name. Feels great!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.