Hogwarts: Selling My Sob Story Like Crazy, Hermione Breaks Down in Tears

Su Mo transmigrates to Hogwarts and becomes Harry Potter, known as The Chosen One but really just a poor unlucky soul. Just as he is wondering how to get on Dumbledore's good side, he suddenly activates the Tragic Story System. As long as people think his life is miserable, he earns Tragedy Points.

From then on, Hogwarts has a new king of playing the victim.

Hermione: Can you stop making him be The Chosen One? He's just a child!

Ginny: I admire him, but I don't want to see him suffer so terribly!

Luna: There are so many champions, so why are they always targeting Harry? What he needs is protection!

They are furious, and they worry about him.

Then one day, when they resolve to find Su Mo and take him away, they suddenly discover that so many girls are looking for him. Just how many little sisters do you have?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.