I Gain Abilities from Novels

I was desperate and planned to write an online novel to make some money. Unfortunately, I met a shady editor who said that writing novels on their website would not make any money, but it would be very happy and exciting. If enough people read and collect it, they would be able to acquire the abilities in the novel. I scolded my mother after hearing this. If I don't have money, why should I write a hammer? After giving the editor a hard time, I decided to take down the site. So, taking advantage of the severe crackdown, I decided to publish a crime-related novel I wrote on this website. Unexpectedly, I appeared in prison the next day and became a death row prisoner! Isn't this how the protagonist in my novel opens? Hurry up and arrange a wave of brothers for the protagonist in the novel, each with a machine gun. Let's see who dares to mess with me? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.