I Gain Abilities from Novels

Tang Tian plans to write an online novel to make some money. Unfortunately, I met a bullshit editor who said that writing novels on their website would not make any money, but it would be very happy and exciting. If enough people read and collect it, they would be able to acquire the abilities in the novel. After hearing this, Tang Tian scolded his mother, "If I don't have money, why should I write a hammer?" After beating up the editor, he decided to take down the site. Taking advantage of the severe crackdown, he decided to publish a dark prison novel he wrote on this website. Unexpectedly, he appeared in the prison the next day and became a prisoner! Isn't this the way the protagonist in his novel opens? Hurry up and arrange a group of brothers for the protagonist in the novel to see who dares to mess with me? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.