This is the story of a transmigrator who desperately clings to life from the Warring States period all the way into the future.
It turns out that overwhelming strength can only make you king for a time. Live long enough, and you'll be invincible forever. Butsuma Senju was best at personally witnessing his enemies' lives, from birth to burial. Of course, if some of them weren't willing to go, he could always give them a little help.
"Hashirama! Hurry up and take your dad back! Why did you let him out to wreak havoc again?" Madara Uchiha cried out in despair...
Also known as: My Son Is the Hokage, Ten Thousand Ways to Smear the Uchiha, Playing It Safe.
This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Sao Nian, do you want to join Akatsuki? We provide Xiaonan to sleep with Kisame, rub Pain's back, buy rice and Weasel God to cook, Deidara will take you to the northeast to play in the mud, find scorpions if you like toys, mend any torn corners of your clothes, beat up Duan if you are in a bad mood, and purify the air. If you make a significant contribution, you can get a Fei.
Author, you are not very good at this harem. You did not accept Chiyo or transfer to Koharu. Believe me, this book is guaranteed to be a hit and recommended on the Internet. You have to break the rules. The current Naruto novels are too routine. The heroine can basically guess it. If you listen to me, it will be different. You are the little green among all the purples and reds. Trust me.
There is a kind of disloyalty called Uchiha Itachi, there is a kind of unfilial piety called Uchiha Itachi, there is a kind of unkindness called Uchiha Itachi, there is a kind of injustice called Uchiha Itachi.
Women have two advantages and one loophole. Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage. Men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why men and women get married is because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. Why men and women divorce is because men know the depth and the women know the length. As Mr. Lu Xun once said: If a boy is strong, the girl will support the wall; if a girl is strong, the boy will lie flat on his back.
Friendly reminder: Don't join Akatsuki, Konan's Paper Man sleeps with Kisame and rubs Samehada's back, the rice Pain buys is all mud and Weasel God has to wait for a year to cook, playing with Deidara in the mud will explode at any time, Scorpion just wants to make you a toy, Kakuzu saves money and won't mend your clothes, the damage in the end of the fight will be on you, Jue looks back and pays, and Fei peeks at you every day when you go to the toilet.
This cover. . . . . . What is that in Sasuke? At first glance, I saw it looked like a pregnancy test stick emmmmmmm(=_=)
It is said that the smearing of Madara cannot stop after Uchiha Madara's "death", so that decades later the protagonist's smeared image of Uchiha Madara can successfully cover up the original historical records. When Madara came out to face the ninja coalition, Ninja A: Look, it's Madara Uchiha. I heard that he likes to hit Lailai with nunchucks the most; Ninja B: Not only that, I heard that he also likes to urinate everywhere; Ninja C: You don't know yet, right? Madara eats a child and drinks it with every meal... Uchiha Madara:???
Sakula, I'm pregnant!!! Which way to the child!!!!! Accept your fate!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!! (I guess the two pillars of laughter)
Although it's funny, sometimes I really feel like the protagonist goes too far and is too heartless.
Seeing that his daughter is so talented, Madara still doesn't come out to cause trouble? It's time for Rin to feel "father's love"