Naruto: I Am the God of Shinobi

"My son Hashirama, come introduce your father to all the readers."

"My father is the greatest ultimate weapon in all the universe, the cheat-wielding madman who eats popcorn through the apocalypse, a melee mage, the shinobi world's miracle doctor who treats repeated deaths, red-eye disease, cataracts, and bone spurs, the high priest of the Science Cult, the one and only officially designated successor to the ancient Wood Release technique, and Senju Butsuma, who can't be happy unless he's scamming someone."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.