The System Forces Me to Be a Scumbag!

"12 Lolita, her tone is light, her body is soft, she is petite, let's hook up! The host has thirty minutes to go up and strike up a conversation, if he fails, he will turn into a woman——" Damn it! Looking at the other party with disgusted eyes, Zhao Pu forced himself to smile and took a step forward: "Yo, yo! How about uncle taking you to see goldfish - eh! Wait, shit! Damn it, don't call the police!!" I'm really not a pervert! Zhao Pu ran away while being chased by the police dog. "36-Year-old sister, perfect 36D! Come on! Go and tease her——" "The countdown begins. If the host cannot make a date within two hours, he will be thickened by 30 centimeters - remember! It is thickening! Not enlargement! Please host, please don't have any other expectations!" "..." Zhao Pu was baked in the basement with dull eyes. In front of him, two bodyguards as strong as Schwarzenegger pinched their fingers. "You're so awesome, you actually teased our organization's number one boss. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.