The System Forces Me to Be a Scumbag

"12 Lolita, her tone is light, her body is soft, she is petite, let's hook up! The host has thirty minutes to go up and strike up a conversation, if he fails, he will turn into a woman——" Damn it! Looking at the other party with a look of disgust, Zhao Pu forced himself to smile and took a step forward: "Yo, yo! How about uncle taking you to see goldfish - eh! Wait, shit! Damn, don't call the police!!" I'm really not a pervert! Zhao Pu ran away while being chased by the police dog. "36-Year-old sister, perfect 36D! Come on! Go and tease her——" "The countdown has begun. If the host cannot make a successful date within two hours, he will be thickened by thirty centimeters - remember! It is thickening! Not enlargement! Please host, please don't have any other expectations!" "..." Zhao Pu stood in the interrogation room with dull eyes. Opposite him, two police officers who were as strong as Schwarzenegger pinched their fingers. "You're so awesome, you actually teased the director's daughter. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.