Pummel the Tathagata, Yet Never Let You Down

While everyone else travels between worlds, busy completing missions and conquering the land, Li Duoyu lives a carefree and easygoing life.

When he has nothing to do, he often goes and beats up the Tathagata. With bumps all over his head, the Tathagata shouts indignantly:

"Just you wait! I'll go get my people! I'll bring my two Saint bosses, Zhunti and Jieyin!"

Tathagata: "Bosses, our temples have been torn down, our offerings stolen, and I've been beaten up too. Help me get even..."

The two Saints, Zhunti and Jieyin: "Duobao Tathagata, what did you say? Why can't we hear you? We must be getting old. Our hearing's going!"

Tathagata: "..."

Zhunti and Jieyin cower in the corner, trembling and muttering:

"Li Duoyu can't see me! He can't see me!"

Li Duoyu: "Stop cowering and shaking over there. That Seven-Treasure Wonderful Tree of yours looks pretty nice. I think this treasure is meant for me!"

He casually gives Thanos a postnatal spiritual treasure, and then...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.