Trade across countless worlds! There are ** cute girls to support, and everything is bought and sold! The Pangu Creation Axe is available too. How many of Taishang Laojun's Purple Gold Gourd do you want? How about a fleet of spaceships?
Beautiful women? Mine! Treasures? Mine! The protagonists? They're just here to be my underlings and errand runners! Xiao Yan: Boss, come help me out. I can't handle that Heavenly Flame!
Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: Master, save me!
I specialize in beating up anyone who won't fall in line. Koreans and Japanese, don't bother looking. With me around, I'll always take China's side, so you can go cool off!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
