Japanese Emperor: Grandpa Zhang Jie, please, call off your troops! Your soldiers are brutal. Whenever they're in a good mood, they attack us, shouting, "Loot... money! Grab... territory! Take... women!"
Korea: Boss Zhang Jie, we're with you from now on. We don't even need our country's name anymore. Please let us become part of Yanhuang.
Little Mustache of Greater Germany: Zhang Jie is our big brother! Tell us where to send our troops, and we'll attack wherever you say!
Mussolini: I'm just a loyal dog under Zhang Jie. Wherever my boss tells me to bite, that's where I'll go!
Let the suffering caused by foreign invasions that plagued Yanhuang for thousands of years never happen again. Let us unite the spirit of our people!
Kill anyone who stands in our way, even if they're a Buddha. If aliens stand in our way, we'll kill them too!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.