I Gave the System to Kesha

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming stood up in the corner and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. If you don't reply after reading this, it's all anthropomorphism.

Finally the scallop opened its mouth, and it was no longer pink and tender! I hope your oysters don't contain someone else's Anmuxi

To be honest, it's a pity that the author doesn't go to pornographic sites

I suddenly want to ask, what was the name of the first novel you read? Remember?

Have you ever discovered that if you indulge yourself, you will become Fei Lu?

The author is so awesome. He wrote about the protagonist Tim Kesha's fat times openly and openly, but he was not banned.

The author begs you to write a pornographic book. (Put me on top downstairs)

After thinking about it again and again, I still couldn't help but want to scold the author. You must have cerebral palsy. I have never scolded an author like this. You are the first. But I believe you are not the last one. **&Nbsp** Replies

The name is wrong, I should be told to dedicate Kesha to myself

It's a very good novel, but I don't understand what you are talking about? If you don't want to read it, just read something else, or write a book and read it yourself!