Genshin Impact: Livestream Q&A, a Flying Aralia Melon from the Start

Su Chen transmigrates to the world of Genshin Impact and binds himself to a livestream Q&A System. As long as he asks sufficiently outrageous questions, he can earn rewards.

And so...

Question 1: Which of the following nicknames is used to describe Paimon?

a. Flying Carrot, b. Flying Toy Cup, c. Flying Dwarf Melon, d. Flying Sunsettia

Question 2: Which of the following titles is used to describe Ganyu?

a. Rolling-Down-the-Mountain Adeptus, b. Snoring-Up-the-Mountain Adeptus, c. Sea-Crossing-on-Ice Adeptus, d. Head Miner

Once these questions start coming, the whole of Teyvat goes completely off the rails.

Paimon: “Who called me a Flying Dwarf Melon? I'll get them for this! Hmph!”

Ganyu: “Huh? Rolling-Down-the-Mountain Adeptus... How did I get that title?”

Yae Miko: “Oh? The Musou no Hitotachi is also known as the Milk-Scented Slash? My, how nice! I approve.”

Shogun: “Why do I have to cook as punishment for getting the answers wrong? That's too much!”

This is a lighthearted and amusing story...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.