That's Right! I'm Xiuer

The genius commenter, the star of the show, that's right, it's me. It's me.

Stop looking, everyone. The star you're looking for is me. I'm right here, right here!

Don't you keep saying you're looking for the star?

Didn't you say you were going to play me a song, "East Wind Breaks"?

Then play it already!

Didn't you say you were going to treat me to a meal?

Where's the food? A restaurant address would do!

Didn't you say you were going to send me a gift?

Where is it?

Also, I have to make this clear: I don't have a herniated disc!

I also went through nine years of compulsory education. There's absolutely no way I repeated grades and spent more years in school than you did!

You ask why I'm such a star?

I'm the Chen Duxiu of today!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.