I Am a Giant Panda

Warning! Serious warning! This book is toxic. Everyone who's read it says they nearly died from the poison. Only come in if your poison resistance is above SSS rank.

This is a wildly satisfying story about a protagonist who transforms into a giant panda, tosses aside his bear face, crushes all opposition as he rises to stardom, takes Hollywood by storm, and casually plays some everyday games with female celebrities along the way.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.