This World Is Toxic

When Qin Tian woke up, the System that was 17 years late finally activated just before he turned 18.

Even though a violent little loli had dragged him out of bed that morning, Qin Tian was still overjoyed.

It was time to make his voice heard in this great era of cultivation that had brought him back to life.

"Ding, Chef God System detected." No way, the uncle next door has a Chef God System?

"Ding, My Ghost Wife System detected." Qin Tian's best friend, Wang Fatty, shouted with a beaming smile, "I'm finally going to rise to the top!"

"I'll make this perfectly clear to everyone here: you're all **." A chuunibyou teenager knocked a whole group of older martial arts school students to the ground and spoke with disdain.

"Ding, Super Negative Energy System detected."

Qin Tian sucked in a sharp breath. Had he been reading too many Feilu novels? This world was seriously messed up. It was full of Feilu tropes.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.