Xu Cheng starts a livestream back in his hometown. The content is simple:
Farming, growing flowers, raising dogs, and fishing.
But that's not quite how things turn out.
"What the heck! How can there be snakehead fish weighing thirty or forty pounds??"
"Am I seeing things? Those cucumbers are huge! Streamer, whatever you do, don't give your address to single girls."
"Wait, why is your dog running around with a reishi mushroom hanging from its mouth?!"
"Your garden is terrifying! A whole field of tulips! And the most expensive orchid of all, the petal lotus orchid!!"
"That song trending online was written by a farming streamer??"
If you're tired of face-slapping stories, why not try something relaxing for a change?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
I am a psychopath. I currently have 300 system seeds in my hand. If I reply 2, they will be randomly distributed on a first-come, first-served basis.
Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward. What should we do? The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. Soldier: At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a few were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! There is an injured person in our army, his name is Yang Wei, he is the one who saw it without comment.
What was written before is good, but what the hell is it about in the beginning of "Longing for Life"? Didn't the ghostwriter read the previous plot?! What a waste of money!
After working on it for a long time, I discovered a problem. Is this book already finished? You copy*!
What I don't see is the problem with the author, it's so good.
It's boring to see celebrities and programs coming back later. It's okay to participate occasionally as a break, but creativity is over, especially the food delivery part. It's up to your fans to figure out what kind of food they like. As soon as the show comes on, they say that they will pick food here from now on, so just skip and watch.
I listened to the good stuff in the first part, but I just got tired of writing about the life I long for in the second part. **
Whoever has a higher VIP level than me, I recognize as his father.
In fact, I have always had a question that I can't figure out: how do you judge how full you are after eating? I feel that in my dictionary, there are only hungry and full, there is no difference... If it is said to be 50% full, it is a little easier to understand. I am not hungry, and I am not full, which is just right. But how do you judge what is 40% full, 60% full, etc... I am not a master, I am just confused.
Moreover, the author has overlooked one point. Private renovation of rural homesteads is not allowed. You need to apply to the relevant departments and the renovation can only be started after approval. Otherwise, it will be regarded as illegal construction. Moreover, if the protagonist moves his household registration out of the village, he will not be a member of the original village collective. Although he has a house, he cannot renovate it. After the house collapses naturally, the village will take back the homestead.