I'm Really Not a Poison Milk!

Legend tells of a certain group of people known as the Jinx. With a word, they can make the whole world tremble. Everyone they name falls to their knees at the feet of these legendary figures, begging them to lift their curse and spare their lives. Shi Yan, a famous gaming and tournament commentator and renowned master of ceremonies, is a legend among legends.

"I've always believed in science, but after meeting Immortal Shi, I realized there's another field of study called the occult." A curious onlooker

"I still can't believe we won the World Cup! Thank you, Immortal Shi!" A notorious striker from the Chinese national team

"A mysterious power from the East, a weapon of causality on par with a nuclear bomb. He's a demon walking among us!" A top foreign intelligence analyst

"I've always been destitute and alone." Shi Yan quietly joked during an interview.

Days later, the Global Times reported that Shi Yan's net worth had soared by 200 billion overnight, landing him at the top of the Forbes Young Wealth List...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.