This Tang Monk Is Quite the Zen Master

Killing one person is a crime, but killing ten thousand people is a king. Kill tens of thousands of people to become the king of kings. The king of kings, ham sausage. One section is more powerful than six sections. Three hundred years, Jiuzhitang, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar! Jelly, I want Xizhilang

Don't miss your kindness Give the garden fragrance and wind I sang loudly here Evening View of Qingshan Guo Praising Yang's small drink is so trivial Every time I come to Panasonic, I sit down Everyone needs to see what suits them best It's when the earth flowers dance and fall Caicheng is full of sun and flowers falling in the sky Xu Nong Xiang Jing and Sad Sitting Kun Chang has just passed and tonight

I have a pair of waves. I want you to touch them. Go down the waves and touch a small bird's nest. As soon as the bird enters the nest, the water fills the hillside. There are many small ones on the side of the hillside. The water-soaked bird trembles a lot. After the wave, the bird trembles and foams. When the bird comes out, it becomes much thinner.

I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake in the sun, one dares to be a sun immortal, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. After watching Hua Qiangu, I realized that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was actually drunk even though I was able to get pregnant with stones. Some people said that I had no experience with water. I just slapped them in the face. Are you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you're done with it.

I suddenly want to ask, do you still remember the first novel you read?

When I was ten years old, I was pulled into the room by an uncle and he took off my pants. I was very scared at the time. With an instant of severe pain, the penis entered my body. Soon the liquid also entered my body. Afterwards, I pulled up my pants and my legs kept shaking. I swear since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I will never take injections again???????????????

It is said that Zen Master Wuchao is the good corpse of Mahavatha Tathagata. Before he joined Buddhism, he was called Ya

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I have gone through untold hardships, overcame many difficulties, and devoted myself to practicing Taoism for more than twenty years. Finally, I glimpsed the way of heaven and formed the golden elixir! Entering the coveted golden elixir avenue! Why do you want to destroy my dantian and shatter my golden elixir! "Pah! The little nurse next to me patted me and said, "Stop talking so much! Isn't it just a gallstone? As for that? In the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor, there is a girl with extraordinary beauty who became a Nascent Soul at the age of sixteen! Why don't you let us take it as usual? So there are several distraction periods in the mental hospital next door, there is an out-of-body state in the underground morgue, and there are two integration periods in the hotel opposite. No, there is a new Mahayana master on the second floor who has just survived the thunder tribulation.

"Pull out a lot of hair." Where did the monk get his hair?