Tomb Raiding: The Thunder Veins of the Dharma Eye

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At seven, catching a cicada made me think I'd captured the whole summer; at seventeen, kissing her cheek made me think we'd be together forever; at twenty-seven, masturbating made me think I'd raped the whole world; at thirty-seven, burying my penis in the ground made me think I'd fucked the whole earth.

Writing it as "licking someone's boots" guarantees a bad grade.

If the author abandons the project, I will rape the author.

It's all written in a childish, rambling style; it's so boring.

This is what a truly satisfying read is like: life and death are taken lightly, and if you're not happy, just fight!

Is the author out of their mind? Two books abandoned, wouldn't they lose a fortune if they didn't subscribe? What is the author thinking?

I was just saying, are you really going to take the Queen of Jingjue?! Cousin!

Old man, what I really wanted to say was that you should recruit the Queen of Jingjue like a harem! Don't just recruit people.

Using phrases like "as white as jade," "as white as jade," and "as slender as jade" to describe men makes my balls ache!