This Old Man Is One Bad Egg

Lin Ke transmigrates into the body of an 80-year-old man with only half a day left to live, but then he gets a Female Celebrity Tower-Pushing System, and sees a glimmer of hope.

Spend one minute getting intimate with Pang Di, and gain an hour of life.

Spend five seconds getting intimate with Pang Di and take down the second tower, gaining a day of life.

Spend one minute getting intimate with Mimi, and I gain an hour of life.

Ding! Reach the high ground, destroy the crystal, and take Pang Di’s first time: gain one year of life.

Ding! Take Mimi’s first time...

Only later do the female celebrities realize that the old man is quite the schemer. He was only pretending.

Guan Xiaotong is in tears, Pang Di is at a loss for tears, and Mimi...

But none of them are angry. They are all willing.

The old man has become surprisingly strong and vigorous. He’s also multitalented, with one classic song after another and one classic film or TV series after another...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.