Journey to the West: I Establish a New Heavenly Court on Flower-Fruit Mountain

Sun Wukong: "Today, I, the emperor, shall establish a new Heavenly Court on Flower-Fruit Mountain and proclaim it to the Three Realms! Who is for it, and who is against it?!"

The Jade Emperor stamped his feet: "I am against it!"

The Tathagata: "I support it!"

The Jade Emperor panicked: "Wait, Tathagata, have you lost your mind? This monkey was supposed to undergo the tribulation of Journey to the West. Now he's established a Heavenly Court. Doesn't your Buddhist sect plan to rise to power anymore?"

The Tathagata: "The sages of my Buddhist sect said to support Sun Wukong in establishing a new Heavenly Court!"

The Jade Emperor was furious: "Fine, very well! Your Buddhist sect doesn't take my Heavenly Court seriously, so don't expect things to go well for you either!"

Jieyin and Zhunti: "Hold on, Jade Emperor, don't get worked up. Tathagata, have you lost your mind? When did we ever say we had no objections?"

The Jade Emperor: "???"

The Tathagata: "What? What do you mean? I was about to deal with this monkey, but you two sages showed up to stop me. You even beat me and left me seriously injured!"

Jieyin and Zhunti: "How dare you, Tathagata! You even slander sages. Do you want to die and have your Dao destroyed?!"

The Jade Emperor looked utterly bewildered: "???"

The Tathagata looked aggrieved, on the verge of tears: "...!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.