Investiture of the Gods: I, King Zhou, Am Hell-Bent on Getting Myself Killed!

He transmigrates as King Zhou of Shang, and it's the day before he sets out to offer incense to Nuwa at Nuwa Palace!

He gets bound to a System that rewards him for courting death!

From then on, the entire tone of the Primordial World goes completely off the rails.

"Write a poem at Nuwa Palace? No problem, I'll write ten! Nuwa's statue lacks artistic merit. I suggest melting it down and starting over!"

Reward for courting death: Primordial Powerhouse Summon Card: Ancestral Shaman Zhurong; Divine Ability: Law of Heaven and Earth; Special Item: Words Become Reality, Prankster Edition

"Grand Tutor Wen is too bloodthirsty. Let's put on a comic folk duet to cultivate his sensibilities!"

Reward for courting death: Summon Card: Ancient God of War Xing Tian; Divine Ability: Immovable as a Mountain; Special Item: Taunt Aura

"The Ten Absolute Arrays? No way. First let's turn them into some kind of stinking sauce swimming pool, and have both sides put on a talent show before the magic battle!"

Reward for courting death: ---

The sages want me dead, so I'll go looking for death myself, and find all kinds of spectacular ways to do it!

Watch how I, Di Xin, with the most unhinged attitude...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.