The System Is Falling Apart

I'm a System, and my Host is a goofball. I'm losing it.

I give him peerless dual pupils, and he uses them to look at beautiful women. I give him a supreme immortal zither, and he uses it to play with cotton. I give him a chaos boat that can cross entire eras, and he uses it to throw parties...

I want to train him to become the supreme ruler of myriad worlds, but he's happily strolling down a different path, growing farther and farther away...

His name is Xia You. He's my Host. I'm a System, and I'm losing it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.