If the protagonist were just a slacker, there might still be hope. But if he aspires to be a shut-in, and his dad enthusiastically supports him, that's a black hole, isn't it?
Li Shimin: "Tang Shanshi, come to court and help me pacify Goguryeo."
Tang Shanshi: "No. If I have time, I'd rather sleep. I don't have time to deal with all that nonsense!"
Tang Jian: "My son has ambition, and as his father, I support him. Keep sleeping, son!"
Li Shimin: "...You slacker father and son, do you think I'm an easy target? No! You two are going to give me an explanation today, no matter what. Otherwise, this isn't over, understand?"
Tang Jian and Tang Shanshi: "Being an official is exhausting, Your Majesty. Besides, you don't have many capable people who can govern the country. Is that a good enough reason?"
Li Shimin: "...You may leave. I need to rest!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward. What should we do? The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. Soldier: At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a few were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! There is an injured person in our army, his name is Yang Wei, he is the one who saw it without comment.
A confused person has a confused road. There is a tree beside the road. There are fruits on the tree. There is me under the tree. I got up and walked on the road. I bumped into the tree next to it. On the tree. There is you, and we fall together. In this life, we sleep in the grave of a fool. In this life and after death, we are a fool's soul. In the next life, we will be a fool. We will cultivate and become a fool. We will taste the forbidden fruit and be demoted as a human! There are fruit on the tree, you and me are sitting under the tree, we sleep in the grave in this life, we will still be people in the next life, we are confused by the way of the world, we are confused by the medicine, we are fooling around in life, we meet our friends by chance in this life, we continue to walk in the next life, if God has love, we will be confused, it is a pity that people are not realistic, our words are confusing, and life is the most ecstasy!
Eating the locust plague made me laugh. Even now, there is no good way to face the locust plague. Eat it. Do you think the ancients never tried it?
The locusts in the locust plague cannot be eaten because they are poisonous.
Can the author be more rigorous and not always use things from before the Tang Dynasty to shock the people of the Tang Dynasty? Don't bring out things that have been around for a long time and force others not to know about them.
There are too many words in one sentence, too close together, which makes it very uncomfortable and the eyes can't stand it.
As long as it is about the Tang Dynasty, basically everything is carved from the same mold. Nothing new, the same routine, the same formula!
I have no objection to accepting Li Lizhi, but the protagonist just accepts it? After being set up by others, you are so simple?
10M fiber is enough for what you can do, now 200M is too laggy!
It would be more appropriate to rename it "My Brain Can Hold Shit"