I Am the Greatest Village Chief!

In the year 8125, the online game Journey to the West opens its public beta. Ye Han enters the world of Journey to the West using a virtual pod he modified himself.

He has a built-in narrator, becomes an unlikely close friend of Taishang Laojun, steals Bajie's Nine-Toothed Rake, and assembles the Zhuxian Sword Formation of the Tongtian Cult Leader. His goals: seduce the most beautiful women and become the richest village chief.

The following is an excerpt from the narrator's spoilers...

Ye Han thought that, given Li Er's habit of leaving nothing behind, there couldn't possibly be any treasures left. He never imagined that even Li Er had failed to notice the little blade of grass growing on the courtyard wall of the thatched cottage. After listening to the Dao De Jing for seven hundred years, it had already awakened its mind and formed a peerless literary gall. A speck of dust could fill the sea; a single blade of grass could cut down the sun, moon, and stars. The grass's future was full of limitless possibilities...

Ye Han searched all day but couldn't find the treasure, so he returned empty-handed. That night, Zhu Ganglie brought Mao Erniang back to the butcher shop. He saw Mao Erniang raise her slender hand toward...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.