
Transmigrating into a Lazy Panda
穿越咸鱼大熊猫
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 267k Words
- Genre
- Urban Romance
- Subgenre
- Urban Life
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- Faloo
Synopsis
All-time: Reads, Flowers.
153Chapters
13.5MReads
34.3kFlowers
10.0Score
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For example, if you are starving to death, and then you see a giant panda, you can eat it, whichever is less. Although pandas are national treasures, people are priceless treasures. This is called emergency evacuation in law.
There was once a book about pandas, but it was just n. B, the protagonist is a panda, who is directly related to the heroine's sister and mother. The beast is just flying. It was written by Lu. It's a pity that the book has been sealed. It's really a pity.
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, hangs up his arms and legs with his hands and feet tied, a whip, a candle, an electric baton, and his screams are so cute.
A venomous snake and a python are discussing whose hunting method is the most efficient. Venomous snake: "I only need to bite the opponent, and it will gradually lose its ability to move over a period of time and eventually die." The python smiled: That still has to wait for the effective time. I only need to entangle the opponent and kill it immediately. The poisonous snake was furious: If you wrap yourself around it, you are despicable.
When the author started the book, did he ever consider the problem that a hair weighs 38kg, which means it weighs 76 kilograms, so the weight of 76 kilograms is concentrated on a hair, and no one can pick it up. No kidding, unless it is a robotic arm!
This ** book is not sealed no matter how hard it is. It is actually a completely different book just after emigrating to Mars. This kind of ** book is a waste of our readers' money, and it is suddenly another book that is probably copied from someone else's book.
I've been ghostwriting since Chapter 153. What the hell, a good novel has been ruined. It's true that Fei Lu has ghostwritten eight out of ten novels. It needs to be sorted out!!!
Let me remind you that this book will not be updated for several months. . . . Basically, most of the eunuchs who have been there for a few months have been replaced, so this is it. . . You will know by looking at the style of the book yourself
I just want to say that if you, the author of this kind of book that insults the reader's intelligence, can receive a reward, I will take your last name, well, except you reward yourself. First of all, the novel is imbecile, and secondly, the plot of the novel is too false. Although the novel is enjoyable to read, can you not go too far?!
**Chapter 153 of the author is not worthy at all, **bastard