Naruto: The Ultimate Slacker

Name: Naruto: The Ultimate Slacker
Author: Uchiha Diao

火影之最强咸鱼

by Uchiha Diao (宇智波屌)

Status: Completed
Length: 395k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

He single-handedly dragged down the average combat strength of all Konoha, and stopped several wars from breaking out with nothing but his words.

First came Konoha's Yellow Flash. Now there's Konoha's strongest slacker.

"In my eyes, if Madara Uchiha is dust, then Gu Qiu is a sandstorm..." - Naruto Uzumaki.

"It was only when my Fivefold Rashomon was smashed through in an instant that I realized how serious things were. There were no traces of ninjutsu or injuries from taijutsu at the scene. The only reason was that Gu Qiu had sneezed..." - Orochimaru.

"Until my Susanoo was beaten to pi*ces, I thought I'd been ambushed by the Sage of Six Paths. I never imagined Gu Qiu had poked it to de*th with a bamboo pole..."

"Rest assured, everyone. At the annual military white paper press conference, Konoha solemnly pledged that we will never deploy Gu Qiu unless the mission is above S-rank..." - Third Hokage.

Gu Qiu: "I'm just a lazy fish..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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