I transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, but instead of becoming a lord or minister, I became the River God of the Yellow River!
The thing is, there's something a little off about this River God! Blue-and-white clothes, a bun, squinty eyes, and a love of snarky remarks.
And the System I awakened is a Ten Thousand Bad Jokes System that grants energy for collecting snarky remarks!
So... "Young General Cheng Yaojin! Did you drop this golden axe, this silver axe, or this ordinary broad axe?"
"Dear General Li Jing! Would you like a little gift? Here's the skill that lets you catch a blade with your bare hands every time!"
"Oh? Your wife is pregnant? Have you heard of the Incredible Hulk? How about naming him Nezha?"
"Wait, River Gods are low-ranking immortals? Don't you know the Milky Way is a river too? You scared me half to death..."
"Oh! A monk named Tang Xuanzang is coming to cross the river? And who are the monkey, the pig, and the bearded guy following you?"
This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Passing by, burning paper, lighting incense, lighting candles, no movement; pouring wine, paying tribute, setting off cannons, smashing monuments, no response; digging graves, digging graves, opening coffins, whipping corpses, no temper; setting tables, drawing talismans, performing martial arts, thundering, no response Fake the corpse; set fire, burn the corpse, crush the bones, raise the ashes, and try again; rape people, wooden swords, magic bells, recite incantations, and summon the soul again; wail, beat the ground, cry bitterly, shed tears... The author is dead, and the poor man has no way to save himself!
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up, using leather whips, candles, and electric batons, and he screamed so cutely.
What is written here? I can't even understand it, I'm just writing randomly
God is in jail? Is the Tang Dynasty so smart?
I have fainted from laughter seven times
The harm of locusts is because they eat food. Even if you eat the locusts, so what. If you don't have the food for the winter, the people will not have enough to eat. You have to bring food from other areas, but the freight and manpower required on the road are very large.
No, it's so funny. I'm going to die laughing. No, no.
It's very good. It's written as if it doesn't require any thinking.
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