Jiang Bai accidentally obtained a Snark System. He could earn System rewards and exchange them for skills by mocking others or being mocked himself.
As a result, Jiang Bai became a man cursed by PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. He landed straight in the red zone, relied on the bombing zone to wash his hair, found nothing but crossbows for loot, and always got vehicles with just one bar of fuel.
"Thomas! You say you're going to drive and pull off a whirlwind charging tornado? It won't help. In the next second, you and your car will be blown sky-high!"
"Wei Shen! You landed with a 98K and hit every shot in the head? It won't help. If I get a little closer, have you ever seen heavenly justice come down in a bombing zone?"
"Dai Meier! You say you're great at flirting? Then don't run away! Let me take a photo with you. The red zone's chasing me, and there's nothing I can do..."
"And all you killers who level up, public enemies, and chicken dinner winners who rely on your wives, come on over! I've got heavenly justice raining down."
PDD, Dai Meier, Wei Shen, and countless streamers roared at their computer screens!
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
I used to read all the novels in one book, but since I read Feilu, I have read half of all the novels. The later ones are either eunuchs, ghostwriters, or whatever. For me, a person with a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, it is a bit uncomfortable! *Ni Ma Fei Lu
A new storm has appeared, and the author is standing in the middle of the road. A truck speeds past, and the author is lying in the middle of the road. Facing the danger with a smile, the author was rushed to the Children's Hospital. However, resuscitation failed, and he spiraled into the sky, and was finally sent to the morgue. A new author has appeared. The more I read it, the more displeased I am. Traveling through time and space, I punch him and the author lies in front of me.
Mixed experience I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, and the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake, another dares to be an immortal, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts Passed. After watching Hua Qiangu, I realized that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I'm so drunk that I was able to get pregnant with a stone. Some people said that I had no experience with water. I just slapped you in the face. You Isn't this nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you're done with it.
Brother, think about it carefully, why did Sun Wukong really do nothing after he locked up the Seven Fairies? Think about the seven Calabash Children, and think about it carefully, are the skills of the seven Calabash Children all inherited from Sun Wukong? Which Sun Wukong doesn't know the skills of the seven gourd babies? And Qi Wa's gourd, have you forgotten? Sun Wukong also went to Taishang Laojun to steal the elixir, and after he secretly ate the elixir, the gourd was still missing. From this, haven't the fellow Taoists discovered anything?
In my experience, I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake in the sun, another dares to be a sun immortal, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. After watching Hua Qiangu, I realized that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was actually drunk even though I was able to get pregnant with stones. Some people said that I had no experience with water. I just slapped them in the face. Are you talking nonsense? How to upgrade without water
The young author, without updating his articles, picked up his two ears and cut his arteries. Veins, so cute when they don't move. A young author who doesn't update his articles will have his brain destroyed by needles and hung up with a sticker on his belly. Hydrochloric acid, crawling and crawling so cutely. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and hangs his tail. Electric shock, sadness and depression are so cute. The young author, without updating the article, pinches the left and right breasts and performs a thoracotomy. The abdominal cavity, dripping with blood, is so cute. The young author, without updating the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and the cecum was sutured. Get up, it's so cute to have dull eyes. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cuts off Cerebellum, the dying struggle is so cute. A young author who doesn't update his articles is tied up by his hands and feet and hung up, whipped and candled. The baton screams so cutely.
Be open-minded. Many authors of Feilu are like this. They leave messages saying that the book is too cliffhanger, only to have it disappear in the blink of an eye. It is difficult to read a complete book on Feilu that is not written by a ghostwriter. This kind of author is rarer than Panda.
Why are there stupid girls there?
The PC version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds actually has footprints on the map Okay, okay, okay, hahahahahaha
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