Take every last hair from a passing goose, leave no hide on a beast that passes by. Plunder the Dao lands and kidnap people across the heavens. That year, Ji Feng, a shameless scoundrel, fought his way through the heavens and achieved eternity, making every living being across the heavens feel that the future had never looked so bleak!
"By the Boundless Heavenly Venerable! That bastard who clubs me over the head every three days, strips me down to my underwear every five, and even plunders my past life's grave has actually become invincible!?" The unscrupulous Daoist sighed at the heavens, lamenting the injustice of the Great Dao!
"I've met him. When he was little, he stole my beast milk and snatched my phoenix marrow. What a shameless rascal." So said a certain Desolate Heavenly Emperor who did not wish to reveal his name.
"Once, I was bathing by the river. He saw that my undergarment was woven from undying silkworm silk, and just took it..." said the wife of a certain shameless scoundrel.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
