The Ming Dynasty: I Am Wei Zhongxian

"Toot toot toot," old driver, take me to the Ming Dynasty!

The most famous eunuch in history, the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Wei Zhongxian, was not only never castrated, but was also the most virile man in the Ming Dynasty.

"Lord Wei, you are the very pillar of our nation. You have destroyed the Later Jin for the Ming, brought Mongolia to heel, and enslaved Japan. The Ming Dynasty cannot do without you for even a day! A few women are nothing. Lord Wei, tell me how many you want, and I'll pick them out for you!" Chongzhen waved his hand without a care, his crown already changing color.

"Wei Zhongxian, you have corrupted the imperial harem and usurped control of the court. You'll die a horrible death!" Qian Qianyi denounced him furiously.

The next day, Qian Qianyi was found dead in his home. The official report said Lord Qian had died while playing hide-and-seek.

"Wei Zhongxian, our Donglin Party will never coexist with you!"

The next day, the Donglin Party was disbanded and declared an illegal organization.

"Mr. Wei, please spare our Japan," the Japanese king begged, kneeling at the Wei residence for three days..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.