I Am Humanity's Flat-Headed Brother

Take life and death in stride. If you don't like it, let's fight.

When you're out in the world, either you finish me off, or I finish you off.

What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too.

I'm not picking on anyone in particular. In my eyes, you're all edible. Being arrogant isn't in my nature, but provoking me is as good as suicide.

All living beings are my food.

I've been too busy my whole life, either fighting or on my way to a fight.

I don't hold grudges. I get even on the spot.

Don't call me a hooligan. I just act like one!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.