The Midnight Streamer Who Talks Dirty

"Streamer, streamer, help me! A female ghost is pinning me down in bed! It's terrifying!"

"Relax. A female ghost pinning you down isn't scary. Just try rolling over, and the nightmare will turn into a wet dream, won't it?"

"I'm serious!"

"So am I. I'm not joking."

"I'm a woman."

"Ahem... Then you know how to rub mirrors, right?"

"!"

"Ding! Scenario quest activated: Capture a female ghost to use as an air-conditioning cuddle pillow."

After transmigrating into the body of a late-night radio host, Ye Qiu activates a Slick Talker System. Every time he says something saucy, he earns Saucy Points, and he can even complete quests to exchange them for all kinds of gear and items. Now he's made it big. From that day on, he says saucy things to everyone he meets, and even to ghosts.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.