The Leisurely Life of an Immortal in the City

A little cottage, a white robe, a young immortal, and a few animals that have gained sentience.

"Panda, go clear that patch of land up ahead," Li Qingyi said lazily, sitting beneath the eaves.

"Why me? Why not ask the monkey?" A fat panda bared its teeth and gestured with its stubby paws. Apart from Li Qingyi, no one could understand what it was saying.

"I ain't going either," a monkey shouted in words only Li Qingyi could understand.

"Oh. Then there's no immortal rice for dinner tonight," Li Qingyi said blandly.

The panda and the monkey were instantly dumbfounded.

Meanwhile, a long line of famous people crowded outside, hoping to meet him.

Impatiently waving his long sleeve, Li Qingyi stared at the ox dozing in the cowshed and said, "Azure Ox, drive all those noisy people away."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.