Marvel: Master of the AllSpark

Thanos: Go to Earth and bring me the Infinity Stones.

Chitauri: Don't worry, my lord. We'll take care of it.

But...

Thanos: "You couldn't even handle a planet that weak?"

Chitauri: "It's not my fault! They have a ridiculously powerful army over there that claims to be from Cybertron. I'm lucky I made it back alive."

Black Widow: "I want to ride in your car."

Scarlet Witch: "Please take me in! I don't want to go home tonight..."

Iron Man Tony: "From now on, you're in charge of the Avengers..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.