My name is Li Jie. I'm from Earth, but immortals tremble when they see me!
That year, an old man who only knew how to concoct pills roasted me alive for forty-nine days.
That year, a big-eared, curly-haired guy pinned me beneath Five-Finger Mountain for several hundred years.
That year, a guy in a kasaya riding a white dragon treated me like a monkey, and I even had to put up with a pig's attitude.
Damn it, I've transmigrated now, and I'm here to collect what I'm owed!
I will make the heavens turn upside down, so no immortal or Buddha can stop me.
I will make the earth collapse, and gods and ghosts alike will be destroyed.
I will make the Heavenly Dao weep, until the vast world is left without a way.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
