Damn Mythology System! You drag me into another world, fine, but why did I transmigrate into an ugly rock? I want to appeal this character setup!
Back in the day, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven burst out of a rock...
Nuwa left you with a virginity loss, so I'll get a piece of the action.
Ahhh, give me a piece of the Sky-Mending Stone!
If I'm going to do it, I'll be the strongest Horse Tamer. What does Nuwa matter? I'll take them all down!
So what if you're the Heavenly Emperor Fuxi? I'll beat you until you question your whole life!
Travel through the worlds of mythology, return to the Heavenly Court, and smash everything. To hell with the Tathagata Buddha, and forget about going to the West for the scriptures.
Bodhisattva Guanyin is my concubine, Pangu is my brother, Hongjun is my underling, Kunpeng is my pet, and the Supreme Lord Laozi is my snack stash. I am the strongest Horse Tamer!
P.S. Writing a blurb is so painful. I only know how to write satisfying scenes. This blurb has cost me tens of thousands of brain cells. I'm bawling...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
