The Master of Pretentious Schemes

System: Ding! Congratulations, Zhao Xiaotian. You've shown off 99,999 times, meeting the requirements to bind with the face-slapping System. Would you like to bind now?

Zhao Xiaotian: They call me the King of Showing Off. I can pull off all kinds of stunts with ease. What do I need your face-slapping System for?

System: Host, your showing-off skills are indeed remarkably polished, but what about helping other people show off and slap faces?

Zhao Xiaotian: Why would I go out of my way to help someone else show off and slap faces?

System: Bind with this System and travel to the Myriad Worlds to help people show off and slap faces. Not only will you get to travel for free and experience the customs of countless worlds, you'll also receive unimaginable rewards every time you help someone pull it off.

Zhao Xiaotian: I can go to other worlds too? Why didn't you say so earlier! In that case, I'll graciously agree to bind with you.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.