My Dad Is Poisonous

Su Nuo: Dad, that big sister who won the Hundred Flowers Award is so pretty! You should date her!

Su Ye: No way. Her face looks like a tender beef wrap. Just looking at her kills my appetite!

Su Nuo: What about this one? She's an amazing cook and has been crowned the Culinary Goddess four years in a row!

Su Ye: That's only because I didn't enter. Otherwise, who'd eat the dog crap she makes?

Su Nuo: Then what about this one? She's the prettiest of the Four Little Flower Actresses, beautiful, sweet-tempered, and has an amazing figure!

Su Ye: Ugly!

"Ding! Host's sharp-tongued points: 30. You have received one universal skill card!"

Su Nuo: Dad, with a mouth that sharp, aren't you afraid someone will beat you to death?

Su Ye: Let anyone try laying a hand on your dad! Do you think your dad's team of assassins is made of pushovers? They'll teach him how to be reborn in a heartbeat!

To see his daughter again, Su Ye fulfilled the requirements of a certain System and was finally reborn on the day he died suddenly on Water Blue Star, carrying his memories of Earth.

After going through countless hardships, Su Ye finally saw his daughter again. Drawing on what he had learned on Earth...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.