The City's Crazy Zoo

“Mr. Jiang, I'd like to apply for a position at your zoo!” A very famous young male celebrity stood before Jiang Xiquan, looking at him expectantly.

“May I ask if you're an animal?” Jiang Xiquan scrutinized him very seriously. He was so flamboyant that he seemed to fit the definition rather well.

“I'm a person! How could I possibly be an animal?” The young celebrity looked outraged, as though he'd suffered a grave insult.

“Sorry, I misunderstood. You can go now!” Jiang Xiquan shrugged and turned a sign around on his desk.

NO ANIMALS ALLOWED!

“Roar! What's this thing? A pretty boy? Is it tasty?” Outside the office window, a lion rested its paws on the sill, eyeing the now-dazed celebrity hungrily and speaking in a human voice!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.