His name is as clichéd as they come: Feng Yun. The moment he transmigrated into this world, he had already thrown the Celestial Court into turmoil.
The Jade Emperor: "The Buddha and I will pass our powers on to him!"
The Supreme Lord Lao: "He was born with an aversion to spiritual energy."
King Ksitigarbha: "He was born with an aversion to the Buddha's heart."
The Jade Emperor: "Bring out the Celestial Book!"
Feng Yun: "Bring out your sister! I want clothes!"
The Jade Emperor: "Weaver Girl, give him clothes."
Feng Yun: "I want a household registration!"
The Jade Emperor: "Earth God, give him a household registration!"
Feng Yun: "I want money!"
The Jade Emperor: "God of Wealth, give him a big red envelope!"
Feng Yun: "I want a pretty older sister."
The Jade Emperor: "Matchmaker, give him the red-string package!"
The Matchmaker: "I wouldn't dare. The Goddess Nuwa would tear me apart..."
Feng Yun: "I can't cultivate? Then give me a System!"
The immortals and Buddhas: "Heavens, Feng Yun is here again! Anyone who doesn't want bad luck, hide!"
The ancient demon god: "He's such a spoiled brat, and you still indulge him..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
