He transmigrates to Chengdu during the Three Kingdoms period and gets an Animal System. Don't get the wrong idea: it lets him raise birds and beasts. From then on, chickens and ducks can fly, while cats, dogs, and rabbits can burrow underground. Just how awesome is that!
Zhang Liao: "R-reporting to my lord! My three thousand infantry and five thousand light cavalry have been completely wiped out. The enemy, the enemy was a... chicken!"
Ma Chao: "My heavens, is that really a goose? Why are they driving my Xiliang Iron Cavalry back at every turn?"
Lü Bu: "I, Lü Fengxian, am a peerless hero, unmatched in might. I can reach up to pluck the moon from the heavens and dive down to hunt whales in the abyss. And now... I've actually lost to a dog?"
Lin Feng: "Xiao Qiao, Shangxiang, Diaochan, I'm exhausted. Could you give my chickens a few days off?"
A lighthearted story, no angst or tragedy. Everyone is a virgin.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
