This is the story of a pseudo-technical nerd and a military nerd in One Piece.
Qing Chu: My ability can freeze an entire sea
Yi: I can kill you by flying a kite.
Qing Chu:. . .
Kizaru: My speed is unmatched.
Yi: I can kill you by flying a kite.
Kizaru:. . . . .
Red Dog: Mine. . . .
Yi: Go ahead, you are so arrogant even though your ability is restrained by me, I still fly a kite to kill you.
Everyone: MD comes down for melee combat! ! !
Yi: Get out! ! !
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.